Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart. OK, this is a serious emergency. But I think in the public interest, I should provide a better caption photo than the one used on the news site. Now, watch out if you're in Tampa, because the feces in question tends to emerge from the hole under his nose.

That George W. Bush never stops impressing me. Er, well, I guess I mean impressing upon me the importance of his personal criminal accountability and of the necessity of limiting state power until there is no more of it. Well, and of course there's the whole oppressing me things he does too, like tapping my phone, reading my emails and slaughtering foreigners in my name.

RawStory: Topping Nixon, Bush disapproval soars to highest level ever recorded in Gallup poll For the first time, George W. Bush has surpassed Richard M. Nixon in unpopularity in the Gallup Poll, receiving the highest "strongly disapprove" rating for a president in Gallup's history. The little noticed statistic -- publicly noted on Gallup's poll writeup -- made a single headline in Google News. The story, at Editor and Publisher, was titled "GALLUP: Bush Finally Tops Nixon -- In Unpopularity...