Al Gore has captured the first ever Nobel Jackass prize. Instead of a large cash award, this particular award carries with it an even greater honour: Gore will receive a sack full of his weight in horse manure. Bill Clinton, reached for comment on his "Everyone Has AIDS" tour, said "That would be one big pile of crap". Wait, I read the story incorrectly. It seems Gore has won the coveted "peace prize". A member of the committee explained: We gave him the peace prize because he quit in 2000....