Pravda reports that Federal Judge Jay Bybee, who ‘interpreted’ the law to mean that it was perfectly okay for George W. Bush to slam people against the wall 30 times in a row after keeping them awake for a month chained to the ceiling and forced to evacuate on themselves when they weren’t being locked in tiny little boxes or drowned almost to death over and over again, feels really, really bad about it! He was under a lot of time pressure! That’s right. Bybee now says he ‘regrets that the...