Do you hate the state? …
Do you wish that all those idiots in traffic hated the state like you so that you and your little children could be free? …
Well now, there’s finally a way for you do what you always dreamed of: Set an example for those idiots to follow!
Put them on your car!
It’s their own fault for driving behind you.
Choose from all time favorites, such as:
Or:
For when you feel like mocking Christian warmonger types:
as an answer to all those jerky rightwingers who think they have a monopoly on putting stupid declarations of nationalism on their trucks?
Now, if you’re like me, sometimes you don’t even want people to understand what the hell you’re talking about or who. That’s when I bust out the H.L. Mencken:
This next one is a great way to get ahead on the election of 2008 and also makes a great gift for the hard-core kooks from back in the day:
I think they have a pretty good chance.
Here’s one for when you’re being tailed by unmarked federal cars:
You get the idea.
So come on over to the next page over from here and buy some stickers today!
