I, like 70 percent of the rest of this country, hate you. For me, it’s the fascism, torture and mass murder, though others may have their own reasons.
Despite this, I am going to help you. I have something you can do for me, which will, if you parcel out enough truth and lies in the right order, help to destroy the Jackass in time to save your own despicable party for November.
Here’s how you do it:
Tell the truth about the Oklahoma City Bombing!
The truth is that the Democrats’ cops set the whole thing up and then lied their asses off to everyone in this country. They are guilty as hell.
McCurtain Gazette reporter JD Cash has the documents with FBI Director Freeh’s signature indicating involvement of Andreas Strassmeir, pretend-Nazi-agent-provocateur for the FBI and Morris Dees of the Southern Poverty Law Center. He says he knows the names of the Arizona gold miners who built the bomb. (Hint: It wasn’t at Geary State Lake in MO).
The Associated Press is also saying that Rorabacher has somehow gotten Henry “the Constitution is an anachronism and the only impeachable thing Clinton ever did was get head” Hyde to let him hold hearings.
Take special note: Congress has never held hearings on the Oklahoma City Bombing before.
Which leads us to the part about how your House Republicans are going to have to parcel out careful lies in order to turn this only against the Dems, because, remember, you have controlled congress since before the bombing and (at least the leadership) have been willing participants in the cover-up for eleven years now.
Good luck, we’re all counting on you.
