I think I wrote this right around the time of the second or third Transformers movie. I forget which one, but it's the one that turns into a commercial for Navy Seals about two thirds of the way through. It annoys the Hell out of me that movie theaters play this elaborate commercials for the military and that I paid for those commercials. Why does the Army need to recruit? Shouldn't the "threat" to our country be enough incentive? Of course, there's no real threat, which is why they...