Well, it turns out that besides being a hottie and a hell of a reporter, my friend Larisa Alexandrovna is quite a poet too – and with that “Fuck you” attitude I like as well. So for any girls or gay guys in my audience who dig poetry, check out this one by the lady who brought you “Secretive military unit sought to solve political WMD concerns prior to securing Iraq, intelligence sources say,” click here.
Note to regulars of the Stress blog: This will be the last time I blog a poem, I swear. – editor.
Update: Oh, crap! If this is the last time I blog poetry, I better point you to this one by Anthony Gregory about Abraham Lincoln. It rules.