Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.
OK, this is a serious emergency. But I think in the public interest, I should provide a better caption photo than the one used on the news site.
The Feces-Throwing Monkey describes the size of his brains.
Now, watch out if you’re in Tampa, because the feces in question tends to emerge from the hole under his nose.
