U.S. Congress:
Thou art a BUNCH OF WORMS!!! I mean the wriggly kind good for nothing but eating their own excrement. Not the worthy scientific model with all kinds of wonderful and illuminating mutants, not the kind good for fishin‘, just the yucky, squirmy kind associated with foul smells.
Lower your ambitions, you maggots.
YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO MY COUNTRY!!!!
Except for Ron Paul of course.
