To my own, and any other men with kids out there.

Shauna Kaye and myself will host two hours of government hating madness Tuesday, 5-7 PM central: 95.9 and 92.7 FM in Austin, TX or streaming at KAOS959.com.

A bunch of loser also-rans--er, I mean incredibly powerful and shadowy magnates are meeting--IN SECRET!!!!--in Ottawa (my God, I'm only two-and-a-half hours away from them *shiver*), where they are no doubt plotting global thermonuclear macroeconomic, International Monetary...something. That's right conspiracy wackos, the nightmare continues. The two most often publicly cited in this evil conspiracy to--well, flap their lips about what fun they used to have when they were bigshots--David...

Somebody made a Wikipedia entry about me. Whatdoyaknow?

I, like 70 percent of the rest of this country, hate you. For me, it's the fascism, torture and mass murder, though others may have their own reasons. Despite this, I am going to help you. I have something you can do for me, which will, if you parcel out enough truth and lies in the right order, help to destroy the Jackass in time to save your own despicable party for November. Here's how you do it: Tell the truth about the Oklahoma City Bombing! The truth is that the Democrats' cops set the...

Attention radical leftist types: That friend of yours who's always trying to get you to act like an asshole is a cop. RAWSTORY: According to activists from Des Moines, Philadelphia, Miami, Sacramento, and other locations, a young woman named "Anna" allegedly infiltrated peace and justice rallies and anarchist meetings, and even attempted to join protests against the Democratic National Committee (DNC) ahead of the DNC's national convention last year as a paid FBI confidential "informant."...

Pentagon sets its sights on social networking websites New Scientist has discovered that Pentagon's National Security Agency, which specialises in eavesdropping and code-breaking, is funding research into the mass harvesting of the information that people post about themselves on social networks. Full article here

A new antiwar documentary has been released in theatres. It's called "Sir! No Sir!" It's a discussion on antiwar sentiments amongst US troops int eh Vietnam era, particularly following the Tet Offensive in 1968. From Ebert's review: The film claims bombing was used toward the end of the war because the military leadership wondered, frankly, if some of their ground troops would obey orders to attack. It's also said there were a few Air Force B-52 crews that refused to bomb North Vietnam. And in...

Congress to hold hearings into OKC bombing 06/08/2006 By J.D. Cash and Lt. Col. Roger Charles U.S.MC. (retired) In what some on Capitol Hill are calling a surprising decision, U.S. Rep. Henry Hyde has given the nod for hearings into the long-debated question of whether those responsible for the bombing of the Oklahoma City federal building had help from any foreign source. Spurred to action by Rep. Dana Rohrabacher, R-Calif., Hyde has given Rohrabacher

CNN: "Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki, Gen. George Casey, the highest-ranking U.S. commander in Iraq, and U.S. Ambassador to Iraq Zalmay Khalilzad announced the development at a news conference. "'Today, Zarqawi has been killed,' al-Maliki said. The announcement was greeted by cheers and applause. "Khalilzad -- who called al-Zarqawi 'the godfather of sectarian killing and terror in Iraq' -- said the death 'marks a great success for Iraq and the global war on terror' and calls it a 'good...

Via Lew. "We may find it easier to grasp what the power of weakness is and how it works on us by first imagining its opposite. Imagine that instead of facing rag-tag bands of poorly equipped and trained insurgents, our Marines and soldiers in Iraq were in a very difficult fight with an opponent similar to themselves, but somewhat stronger. "What would fighting the strong do for them? Being David rather than Goliath, they would see themselves as noble. Every victory would be a cause for genuine...

By Craig Unger Vanity Fair, July 2006 The Bush administration invaded Iraq claiming Saddam Hussein had tried to buy yellowcake uranium in Niger. As much of Washington knew, and the world soon learned, the charge was false. Worse, it appears to have been the cornerstone of a highly successful "black propaganda" campaign with links to the White House It's a crisp, clear winter morning in Rome. In the neighborhood between the Vatican and the Olympic Stadium, a phalanx of motor scooters is parked...

Heh.

Select all and copy before you try to publish anything! Update: Apparently it's not eating them, just holding on to them for a few hours before letting anyone see what they say...

Elmo is scared all the time. Via Scott Henson.