The Antiwar Comic: Sexy, Sexy War

I think I wrote this right around the time of the second or third Transformers movie.  I forget which one, but it's the one that turns into a commercial for Navy Seals about two thirds of the way through.  It annoys the Hell out of me that movie theaters play this elaborate commercials for the military and that I paid for those commercials.  Why does the Army need to recruit?  Shouldn't the "threat" to our country be enough incentive?  Of course, there's no real threat, which is why they...