â€œCelebrate, Israel, with all the joyous gratitude that fills your hearts, as we all do along with you.
â€œThen round up [Shalitâ€™s] captors, the slaughtering, death-worshiping, innocent-butchering, child-sacrificing savages who dip their hands in blood and use womenâ€”those who arenâ€™t strapping bombs to their own devilsâ€™ spawn and sending them out to meet their seventy-two virgins by taking the lives of the school-bus-riding, heart-drawing, Transformer-doodling, homework-losing children of Othersâ€”and their offspringâ€”those who havenâ€™t already been pimped out by their mothers to the murder godâ€”as shields, hiding behind their burkas and cradles like the unmanned animals they are, and throw them not into your prisons, where they can bide until theyâ€™re traded by the thousands for another child of Israel, but into the sea, to float there, food for sharks, stargazers, and whatever other oceanic carnivores God has put there for the purpose.â€
Shalit was a bit more forgiving:
â€œI hope this deal helps achieve peace between both sides, Israel and the Palestinians. â€¦
â€œI would be very happy if the [Palestinian prisoners] were all released so that they can go back to their families and their lands. I would be very happy if this happened.â€